chicalolita (chicalolita) wrote in stephentcolbert,

Valentine's Day Poems for Stephen

The things I do for Stephen Colbert... With thanks to Robert Burns

A Red, Red State
O my luve’s like a red, red state.
That’s newly won in June;
O my luv’s like a guitar shred,
That’s loudly play’d in tune.

As fair art thou, and balanced too,
So deep in lust am I;
And I will love thee still, Colbert,
Till a’the immigrants fry.

Till a’the terrorists fry, Colbert,
And all of us have a gun:
I will luv thee still, Colbert,
While shooting punks remains fun.

And fare thee weel my only Luve!
And fare thy show a while!
And I will watch again, my Luve,
Tho’ we’re ‘part three thousand mile!
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